Written by Inhopeless
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Topics: Hate, You

Sunday, 17 April 2011

LONDON - According to sources close to your subconscious, co-worker Alan Roberts hates you deep down.

The hatred, which is directly against you, for reasons unfathomable, has been boiling within the mind of Roberts ever since you got the promotion ahead of him.

Sources close to you indicate that you can feel his anger burn into the back of your skull, and your imagination reports that Roberts may be thinking of several different ways to kill you.

According to your past experience, Roberts has often passively used his upper-body strength and sleight of hand to show his contempt for you.

"I don't know his problem," you ponder, "Maybe there's something wrong with him."

According to a report collected by your internet-skills, Roberts has created a blog that is anti-you.

As of press time, a new study by your head has suspected that 3 out 4 car tyres have been popped by Roberts.

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