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Sunday, 17 April 2011

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Fashion Icon Bijan Pakzad.

Proving once again that all the money in the world isn't gonna save your ass when the brain-plumbing goes blooey, Famed Fashion Designed Balky Krisnaswami suffered a stroke Thursday night and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medial Center, where his condition was listed as "room-temperature."

Editors...

The run-on sentences and misspelled names are a JOKE, so, please, no "Too many spelling/grammatical errors" emails, OK? Great, thanks Mr. Lumbergh.

Jimmy Delshad, former two-time mayor of Beverly Hills, confirmed the news via Twitter: "I just read that Bkjaf has left us. Thus, it is with sadness in my heart that I share with the community that uses Twitter the terrible news of Bijan passing away. May that sweet, sensitive man, who's done so much for Beverly Hills, and all of Los Angeles County, finally rest in... What? 140 characters? That's all? How the hell am I going to cut this down to 140 characters? This is bullsh-t."

B80fkvnijan was a legend in the fashion and perfume biz and designed clothes for movie stars and world leaders. His Rodeo Drive boutique, "Belf7y8hui3" is known as the most expensive store in the world.

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