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Saturday, 16 April 2011

EARTHIC TERRITORIES - After Nick Clegg's ironic (but worthy) speech this week about family-word internships, it has been found out that Jesus Christ was an intern, along with Muhammad (pbuh).

Neither went through a clear interview process, with Muhammad even working for his employer for 40 years straight.

"I'm sure there were more worthy prophets or saints in those days," said Dr. Walkers, "For crying out loud, Muhammad (pbuh) couldn't even read. There must've been some hurdles he jumped through."

Jesus was known for being able to resurrect himself, which voided his health and life insurance, so not only did he get his job unfairly, he also broke regulations.

When will this madness stop?

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