Written by Kid Icarus
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Topics: Religion, capitalism

Friday, 15 April 2011

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Victims of capitalism and a religious legal system.

A savvy woman made a million dollars by suing a prosperous internet dating site because she claims someone she met on the site abused her.

The woman is known to have dated as many as 25 thousand men at her local bar, during the last 15 years.

Her attorney said she has practiced sadomasochism for the last 12 years without experiencing any problems.

Her attorney filed the civil case in the Los Angeles Superior Court on behalf of his client who is an entertainment executive.

The attorney wants the site to screen men and women for criminal backgrounds before signing up anymore members.

The Attorney says the woman met the lesbian assailant last year at the famous Urth Café in west Hollywood. The lesbian attacked his client in front of her home while dressed in a cat woman costume after having followed the woman to her house.

The woman's attorney made a plea with women in the public to please come forward and call his law firm if they have any similar stories of attacks, so they can be compensated with a million dollar judgement.

The freelance writer's association is advising men to marry women through Russian marriage agencies rather than local dating connections.

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