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Friday, 15 April 2011

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THESPOOF.COM, UNITED WEBSITES OF INTERNET - Inhopeless, spoofer galore, has incurred the worry of fellow spoofers after he appeared to be taken a narcissistic turn.

"It's strange," said unknown/unseen spoofer Censored, "I've noticed an increase in the number of stories that include the words 'spoofer Inhopeless' in the same sentence. It's gotten worse with the fact he's even got himself his own tag. #Inhopeless..." Censored then disappeared into the darkness that was the light.

Many Spoofers have conceded that his goal of becoming a Psychologist is a good one, as he can then treat himself.

However, Inhopeless has then gone on a rant about how Psychiatrists treat people, and Psychologists work out all the people. When asked if he was crazy he said, "Go away."

"It's rather disturbing," said one Spoofer, Lady Godiva, "he's done everything. He's even done one on how stupid it was to write one about himself."

Other Spoofers say that as the youth, he has a good imagination.

"I mean," said Lynton, "if he does the same thing over and over, and it works for him, then it works for him. But, seriously, the boy's increasingly closing himself from writing other things."

When asked if he was seriously doubting the idea that he was talking to himself about his problems with it, Inhopeless said:

"I'm not crazy! Or vain. Just because my hands are so dainty and lovely. It's not gay to use moisturiser or baby lotion in the morning. Besides, my ma buys my clothes. In the words of my favourite band, Motion City Soundtrack, I'm 'Attractive Today'."

Mark, admin of the site said that he is considering banning any stories with the term 'Inhopeless' in the entire thing.

As of press time... fuck it. I'm too good at writing to write a bit here.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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