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Topics: France, freedom, Liberty

Monday, 11 April 2011

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The French also banned him, hypocrites!

The French government are determined to ban Muslim women from wearing Burka's in public and have promised Muslims in return to also ban the eating of frogs legs in public!

French Muslims feel that this new law is discriminating, but the French government, determined to prove to the world that France is an open, liberal society and that they don't practice double standards have decided to ban the revolting habit of eating frogs legs in public, behind close doors is not a problem.

The French are hoping that by forbidding one of their most sacred eating habits that Muslims will accept the Burka ban, not protest too much and accept France as a tolerant, open, animal loving society (snails are not animals BTW?)

French frogs are relieved that they will no longer have the indignity of having their legs ripped off and eaten in public and can continue what nature had intended them to do, turn into handsome princes.

Muslim women can also now continue their lives in a natural fashion by being allowed to show their faces in public and not be kept in incarceration by their husbands or Allah.

The French have shown the rest of the world ¨international cordialement¨ by passing the laws giving both French Muslim Females and French frogs their long fought for freedom, enchanté!

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