Written by Inhopeless
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Sunday, 10 April 2011

BIRMINGHAM - News had emerged today that spoofer Inhopeless has been sleeping with certain female members of your family.

The spoofer, who has been having affairs with those women whom you are close with, said that he was 'bored'.

"Eh," he said. "Yeah, I tapped your sister. Or your ma. Or your wife. I don't know if I did them all - not at the same time - but I did one of them. Besides, I ain't hurt anyone, eh?"

Inhopeless, who does not have any fulfilling relationships - romantic or otherwise - has turned to random women he meets. So they happen to be related to many of his Spoofing colleagues, is 'no biggie' he says. He joked with this reporter that he posted it on his blog.

When asked if he felt any remorse, he replied, "Most of the time, I was so full of Coca-Cola, I don't remember what happened."

When asked if he was sleeping around to compensate for a psychological problem he said, "Shut up."

As of press time... what the... dude! That's my second cousin fifteen times removed!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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