London, England - Prince William and his fiance Kate Middleton have chosen to have a 'green' wedding on April 29. The lovers expect to use over one-metric ton of cannabis on their wedding day. Cannabis will be used in all the foods, and there will even be some marijuana wine to toast the newlyweds. Kate's dress will be made from hemp, and her veil from marijuana leaves.
Prince William and Kate are busy rolling joints for their nuptials, and want to make sure all their guests get very stoned. Giant bongs are being installed throughout 'Weedminster' Abbey for the big day, and only the finest hash will be used in the ceremony.
Once Prince William and Kate are married, they have absolutely no plans to do anything with their lives.
"We'll just get stoned a dozen times a day, eat, and sleep. Why should I be any different than my father or grandmother??" said the red-eyed prince.