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Thursday, 7 April 2011

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Obama's Foreign & Domestic Policies Now Make US #1 While Smelling Like #2!

It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama's reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits and make America 'the country you most love to hate."

"See, I told you," said VP Joe "Bite Me" Biden, hopefully not in a gay way, " the first time I met him I said, 'here's an attractive articulate black guy that knows what he wants and how to get it and won't let anything stand in his way. What an intellect, what a public speaker, what vision...by 2012 the landscape of America's 57 states won't be the same....and you can take my word on that and cash it in at any Chinese Bank!"

Shortly after 'give away Dave' announced a $975M aid package to Pakistan to 'improve education' in that country, after Pakistan announced it was buying a jet fighter wing, and a fleet of submarines from China, Dave announced the welfare package even as he was cutting education in his own country.

According to the 'Cameron Doctrine', the Brits owe the Pakistanis an apology for saying just last year they weren't tough enough on terrorism, the Taliban and al Qaeda, despite evidence the Paki Secret Police, the SIS, were heavily involved in promoting and funding terrorism themselves.

And by the way, as a bonus, Dave is throwing in classified secrets on how the US is working on detecting road side bombs, IED's, (Improvised Explosive Devices) so the SIS can analyze it and pass on counter measures to the Taliban.

Britain, with it's long history of colonization in India, Pakistan, Africa, Ireland and Scotland and the resulting heavy handed rule in order to control a rich trade in rare minerals, oil, hand knitted sweaters, strong after dinner drinks, and foul mouth fornicating soccer stars, has been busy paying reparations ever since, much to the detriment of the British Economy, which has sunk even further since they subjugated British Rule of Law to a bunch of left wing shopkeepers in Brussels under the European Union and their over the top 'Human Rights', and 'Elf 'n Safety' mandates.

Meanwhile, President Obama, in his pursuit of World Change and Redistribution of Wealth, has managed in just 14 short months to piss off most of America's diminishing allies and friends , even including the stiff upper lip Brits who he blames for arresting and jailing his Grandfather as an alleged machete wielding Mau Mau headhunter during what Obama called ' simply a peaceful attempt at Community Organizing'.

Obama has gone out of his way to offend just about anybody that has stood up against Religious Terrorism, outrageous oil speculation, Piracy on the High Seas, the Influx of undocumented Aliens across the Arizona, California, and Texas borders which costs those states countless millions of dollars in unfunded health, education and law enforcement costs, which not only do the Feds not reimburse, the Department of Justice under Eric 'the red' Holder refuse to address.

The Saudis, not exactly the best of friends, but at least a half assed supporter of the US in the middle East and not ruled by bug eyed religious fanatics bent on taking over the world, are so pissed at Obama over the outing of the government in Egypt, turning it over to the Muslim Brotherhood, that they have sent envoys to China and Russia to pledge more favorable trade deals with those countries at a time when the US economy is struggling to survive a lop sided balance of trade, and the onerous burden of endless borrowing against an ever growing national debt to fund entitlements, corruption, and utopian wet dreams.

And this just in! Congressman Barney Frank, (D, Gay, MA) says that reports of increasing same sex rapes in the military since Obama 'rammed' through a edict allowing gays in the military is exaggerated "....that's just a bum rap...most of these accusations involve consensual sex...and it depends on your definition of Sodomy!"

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