New York, NY - A fleet of twenty-one flying saucers was spotted flying in formation over New York City during the lunch hour yesterday. The flying saucers were very busy, lacing the clear blue skies with dozens of chemtrails. The flying saucers made a big 'X' over the United Nations building, and then vanished. No one knows what they were doing, but NASA is investigating.
"It is very difficult to investigate this, because flying saucers and chemtrails do not exist." stated NASA chief Dr. Karl Saygun. "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and we just don't have it." stated the famed astronomer to a gathering of reporters from the main-stream media.
Thousands of terrified New Yorkers sent their photos and videos of the strange event to NASA, but the information was ignored.
"We aren't going to waste our time looking at fake photos!" declared Dr. Saygun. "Only right-wing conspiracy theorists believe in chemtrails, and only morons believe in flying saucers!" said the scientist, with a condescending smile on his face. The main-stream reporters all smirked too.
"And why would some extra-terrestrial civilization travel billions of miles just to put a giant 'X' over the UN?? To signal an attack??" laughed Dr. Saygun.
Suddenly, Dr. Saygun's smile turned into a frown, and a worried look came into his eyes.
"I just remembered something! I have to attend a special meeting in an underground bunker. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya." he shouted, and ran away as fast as he could.