Written by Hydrogen Balloon
Print this
Topics: NASA, UFO

Thursday, 7 April 2011

image for Flying Saucers Spotted Making Chemtrails Over New York City
There's Something Up There

New York, NY - A fleet of twenty-one flying saucers was spotted flying in formation over New York City during the lunch hour yesterday. The flying saucers were very busy, lacing the clear blue skies with dozens of chemtrails. The flying saucers made a big 'X' over the United Nations building, and then vanished. No one knows what they were doing, but NASA is investigating.

"It is very difficult to investigate this, because flying saucers and chemtrails do not exist." stated NASA chief Dr. Karl Saygun. "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and we just don't have it." stated the famed astronomer to a gathering of reporters from the main-stream media.

Thousands of terrified New Yorkers sent their photos and videos of the strange event to NASA, but the information was ignored.

"We aren't going to waste our time looking at fake photos!" declared Dr. Saygun. "Only right-wing conspiracy theorists believe in chemtrails, and only morons believe in flying saucers!" said the scientist, with a condescending smile on his face. The main-stream reporters all smirked too.

"And why would some extra-terrestrial civilization travel billions of miles just to put a giant 'X' over the UN?? To signal an attack??" laughed Dr. Saygun.

Suddenly, Dr. Saygun's smile turned into a frown, and a worried look came into his eyes.

"I just remembered something! I have to attend a special meeting in an underground bunker. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya." he shouted, and ran away as fast as he could.

Make Hydrogen Balloon's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 4?

5 24 6 21
70 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more