BENGHAZI & LONDON - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister, said he will move to Libya because he 'has a better rep there'.
He will hand over power to Nick Clegg.
"The Libyans were like 'Cameron, thank you for the aid, thanks for all the air strikes," Cameron said. "Here, I get bitching from you dolts that 'Cameron's going to murder the NHS' or 'Cameron's gonna bankrupt us'. I ain't taking this shit. I'm fucking moving to the Libyan front-lines."
Two nations - well, one and a rebel force - were celebrating - Britons for the departure of their leader, the rebels for the arrival.
NATO forces have successfully carried Cameron into Rebel territory, where he will join his 'comrades' in fighting.
Meanwhile, Nick Clegg will have some trouble, but has successfully lowered the tuition fees to £4000 because 'I was being bullied [by Cameron]'.
He said that Cameron 'called me a Communist cunt' for not supporting his bills, and liked to bake cakes with £9000 with a sword through it as a icing layer.
More news as it comes in.