The truth behind reported discoveries of 'aircraft parts' in the Atlantic Ocean can be revealed today in an Exclusive report from our Special Correspondent in the area , Azora Ribcage.
The items found in the Ocean are not from any ordinary aircraft, they are parts from an Unidentified Flying Object that crashed into the Ocean recently! They are nothing to do with a French aircraft that crashed in the area two years ago.
The order to Hush Up the extraordinary discovery and to send out the spurious fictional tale has been seen by Azora. It is signed by President Oblimy, who was not even in power when the French plane crashed.
At first our correspondent thought the crash might have resulted from an American experiment that ended in tragic failure. But the proof that the object which fell into the sea was from Outer Space is confirmed by a message Azora received from an unidentified emailer. It read: 'Bjuzxoh inqkhartug qphre'.
A world expert in codes explained that this means 'UFO Lost Over Atlantic'
Photographs of the crash, filmed by a passing helicopter have been hidden in a vault for months but had disappeared when Oblimy wanted another look at them. The CIA was thought to be behind this strange disappearance, adding to the suspicion that senior members of the CIA were Aliens, but today this photograph is displayed for the world. We are everywhere!