Written by Aspartame Boy
Print this

Sunday, 3 April 2011

image for Rotating blue light now above Fukushima nuclear reactor
This man came for a hat, but is now headed to the underwear department

Fukushima - Live dispatch from the scene - The very early morning darkness of Fukushima is pierced by a huge flashing blue light emanating from the interior of a melted-down reactor, lying in shambles.

In the background can be heard the roar of the softly glowing, steaming, radio-active ocean as well as a huge mob of people pressing close for a good look at the eerie flashing blue light produced by a melted down reactor, totally out of control.

The mob's roar increases and the throngs press ever forward towards the blue light. Now a voice booms out of the sky from the high towers surrounding the reactor.

"Attention Malwart shoppers. Lead underwear is on sale. Take advantage of the blue light special now before it's too late."

Make Aspartame Boy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 3?

5 6 24 13
62 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more