The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.
The second sign was that no one answered his calls when he tried to contact Senate and House Leaders to get briefed on what had been going on for the past week as he kicked America around some more in Latin America, and delivered another $2B in money for Brazil to commence drilling in the Gulf off Louisiana using imported labor from Mexico and Pakistan.
The halls of Congress have been strangely silent while a sense of frantic urgency has been noted by experienced Washington political strategists as the "I" word (Impeach) has been thrown around by, wait for this, DEMOCRATS!
A bevy of Liberal anti war Dems have their panties in a twist over the fact that Obama didn't bother to consult them over his delayed response to the Libyan Cluster by ordering the US Navy to commence bombing in the country ruled by Terrorist Murumar Kaddaffy for the past 36 years.
A spokesman for the President said that he covered the issue with former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi when he asked her what she thought of the name 'Odeyssey Dawn' to go along with Malia and Sasha in case Michelle allowed him to procreate 'just once more.'
Pelosi said she vaguely recalled the conversation but thought the President was referring to
waking up on one of his recent vacations in an ocean front bungalow after too much Vodka and a 'strange but pleasant' experience with a woman other than his wife.
Insiders are pretty hush hush, but Nancy Pelosi has been absent from the Capitol for the last several weeks, and it's rumoured she's been holed up in an underground bunker somewhere in Baltimore's Little Italy planning a coup with the help of some her 'family' that controlled seedy Democratic Baltimore politics for decades.
According to an informant, VP Joe Biden, 2nd in line for the Presidency, has announced he's taking the job as the head engineer for Amtrak after cutting the ribbon at a newly refurbished station he earmarked and only went 25% over budget. According to one reporter who was there, his minder warned just before he stepped to the podium,
"Mind the Gaffe, Mr. Vice President!
John Boehner the new republican speaker of the House is next in line for succession, but
reports are Senate Dems who have already ignored the Constitution citing it as an "aging, worthless piece of parchment no one can understand,' intend to override and appoint Pelosi to fill the remaining 21 months of Obama's disastrous term based on a 2800 page 'Memorandum of Understanding on Presidential Succession' put out by Eric Holder's Department of Injustice.
Normally cynical Washington insiders would ignore these kinds of rumours, but the fact that when Obama finally got into the Lincoln Bedroom and found that the drapes had been changed to a rich green with Dole Pineapple Logos led some to believe his days were numbered.
More When He Gets It.