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Tuesday, 30 September 2003

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Mrs Christmas' latest tirade against her husband has sparked interest amongst media moguls and advertising men. The portly old lady has criticised her husband for being 'lazy and fat'. Mr Christmas (also known as 'Father' Christmas) has responded simply with: "Pot-Kettle-Black".

The Christmas' are known for their seclusion and silence, and have broken something of a mould with this news.
Certain advertising agencies are seizing upon this opportunity to open dialogue with the two, with an eye to sponsoring Father Christmas' famous red-coat, or his sleigh.

"It'd be great to see the word 'Pepsi' fly by in the cold Christmas Eve night," said Pepsi ad agency, 'Moneybags'.

The Christmas' are so far yet to respond verbally, but Father Christmas did moon one of our photographers. The photographer was, at the time, attempting to crawl up the couple's lavatory.

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