NEW YORK - This week's issue of Time Magazine has been leaked today, listing Col. Gadaffi as Asshole of the Year.
The magazine has decided to replace Person of the Year with Asshole for reasons that are very obvious.
"We were going to put 'America' or 'China' as AotY," said editor Richard Stengel. "But we decided to rush it out and put Gadaffi as AotY."
The award has recieved much applaud from other publications, including the Economist, which will next week run a 14-pager report on Gadaffi and his Asshole Ways and How He's More of an Asshole than Hipsters, and the New York Times - which will do a five-page spread on 'What the Fuck is Gadaffi?'.
When told of this, Gadaffi said "Well, without the printing press, Time would have to be read on trees!"
An aide, reporting for him said, "Sir is very happy. He wished to invite Mr. Stengel, and the entire Western media to his lovely house in Benghazi."