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Monday, 14 March 2011

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In a somewhat surprising announcement today President Whatsisname announced a solution to all the war crimes charges that he and his predecessors are being plied with. He declared that homo-sapiens had evolved, and that the latest evolution was represented only by the American people who were now considered to be the leading light. All others are considered to be sub-human.

This is really surprising, because we know that Whatsisname is not an American, and therefore by his own definition, is sub-human, no different to a cow or a pig.

This is to be expected, and follows in line from previous sub-humanisations, such as Australian Aborigese, who could be treated like cows and pigs, or any enemy of Japan, who could be treated like any animal.

The announcement of TWZ (The World Zoo), which is everything outside the USA except Belgium is expected at about 3.30 pm.

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