Written by Ellis Ian Fields
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: revolution, Goldfish

Friday, 11 March 2011

image for Middle East Rebellions Influence Goldfish Freedom Movement
Goldfish are born free and everywhere they are in chains.

Popular uprisings in Middle East dictatorships have had a surprising effect closer to home.

The nation's goldfish have begun to make a stand against their limited freedoms and living conditions.

The pets with the notoriously short attention span generally live in spherical bowls or aquaria, often in full view of TV sets. Their exposure to the recent news from the Middle East is thought to have caused the current piscine demands.

Bubbles - known as Lenfin - who lives in the Nemo family lounge, in Wilsden, near Bradford, is a spokesman for the Popular Front For the Liberation of Chinese Carp (and Other Freshwater Fish).

Swimming round his bowl he told us: "Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

"Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

"Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

Make Ellis Ian Fields's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 5?

8 1 20 9
83 readers are online right now!

Go to top