Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Egypt

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Due to the uproar in Arabian states Egypt have noticed that many international tourists are cancelling their bookings to the Red Sea.

Now Egypt is dependent on tourism, especially after all of their investments around the Red Sea and one of the most enjoyable parts of a Red Sea holiday is spotting and swimming with the sharks, tigered one's.

Normally this is a safe affair and attracts thousands of x-treme divers, surfers, swimmers and boaters to the area.

An ingenious high-ranking inspector of the Egyptian Tourist Board has now come up with a brilliant idea to make shark watching even more x-tremely exciting by throwing live human bait to the sharks whilst the x-treme sporters have their fun observing the spectacle of humans being ripped apart by the charming beasts.

It seems thst Egypt have enough live human bait in the form of Libyan refugees, out of work Eunuchs, slaves and African refugees getting caught ducking and diving through the Suez Canal whilst attempting to reach Europe.

"They're scum anyway," said the inspector, "and we need the revenue, so what!"

Ever since this new scheme was made public by a pair of Brit x-treme sporters, (they threw up several times whilst watching the spectacle, but afterwards said "it was the ultimate kick man!") the Egyptian resorts around the Red Sea are experiencing a massive revival.

"The Red Sea will turn even redder," is Egypt's marketing slogan and now Romans and Greeks are planning to revive gladiator fights with wild beasts and slaves (mainly African refugees) being thrown to the lions in their Colloseums!

Better than internet gaming any day!

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