Tel Aviv - Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi has told The Knesset what his terms are for the 2011 Miss Congeniality crown.
Israeli Prime Monster Benjamin Netanyahu immediately sent for Sandra Bullock and some of Tiger Woods' slutty old castoffs.
Gaddafi had sashayed into Tel Aviv on Saturday night sporting a massive Havanna figurado in his lapel pocket.
Local red top the Daily Bagel described it as 'the legendary Monica Lewinsky cigar which Bill Clinton had given to Yasser Arafat'.
Complete with a dose of the clap.
Last week Gaddafi was diagnosed with tertiary syphilis which affects some tyrannic despots' cognitive functions.
Symptoms include amnesia about oil well locations and cheeky baksheesh $$$s handouts to Ecuadorean judges in the Chevron case.