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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Law makers left behind on the earth as the sun slowly decays.

Texas, the land without a future, doesn't want to exonerate Stefano Hawking, a devote follower of Albert Einstein who served 17 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, after he had exploited his intelligence to help a failing humanity.

Hawking, who is considered a world leader among the brotherhood of scientist, was found innocent because of DNA evidence.

In 2004 Hawkins was freed after an appeals court found that false evidence was used against him in his 1987 trial.

State officials denied his request for a pardon because he was a scientist and political leaders don't consider the lives of scientist to be of any importance.

During his 17 years in prison, Hawking was turned into a woman and became the prison wife of over 425 inmates who passed him around like a used rag. Hawking claims he must have drank up to four thousand gallons of sperm during his 17 years of incarceration.

Now 50-years-old and impotent, he is upset at the kind of abuses that scientist are being put through by an irrelevant human society.

Scientist around the world are gathering at conventions to sketch out the destiny of future scientist and to determine a rightful place for scientist on this earth. Their first priority is to put an end to the abuse and exploitation of scientific men by world governments, corporations and law makers.

One scientist proposes that scientist should unite and create corporations for the development of a world scientific society. Anyone with a science degree can work for the corporations and move into colonies in different locations around the world with their families. The scientific corporations would be involved in manufacturing to attain funds to develop the colonies. Scientist would receive a large pension plan and would be given 400 thousand dollars in a trust fund in the event that they may have to evacuate the society if attacked. All probabilities will be taken into account to secure the lives of scientist in the colonies.

The purpose of the scientific corporations is to discover a way to develop a star gate to transport scientist to different worlds across the universe so they can further develop their DNA into a higher intelligence without the interference of governments, police, military and law makers. Anyone that is not a scientist will be left behind on the earth to toil in desperation before earth's sun becomes a white dwarf and burns the earth alive.

In the event that world governments prevent scientist from leaving the earth through their star gate, genetically developed spiders that are extremely lethal with intelligence quotas 600 times greater than that of humans and whose bodies are resistant to pain, fear, or any kind of physical destruction, will be released to decimate all life on the earth.

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