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Thursday, 3 March 2011

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Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse!

"We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army plus over 100,000 Iranian troops disguised as protesters", he announced when returning to Tripoli.

Meanwhile, one of Gadhafi closest friend's friend said that, at least in two of the cities the "protesters" retook them, armed with "Down With Gadhafi" signs and throwing shoes.

When asked by western reporters about his tanks withdrawing from the two cities, Gadhafi responded that he could retake the towns at his leisure.

"Besides, 200,000 shoes can do a lot of damage."

Gadhafi's son, Seif al-Islam or Moammar Jr, warned Western forces not to take military action against Libya and said the country is prepared to defend itself against foreign intervention by blowing up every oil field in the Middle East!"

And how are they going to do that, he was asked by a reporter from Al-Jazeera TV.

"If they attack us, we are ready," he replied. "We will tell Israel that the Saudis, Kuwaitis, Iranians, etc. that OPEC has allowed women to pray at the Wailing Wall! BOOM! No more oilfields."

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