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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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In her official nursing uniform...

Chernobyl, Ukraine - Libyan QueasyJet Airlines today denied perverted abuse of Colonel Gaddafi's personal nurse Galyna Kolotnytska.

The 44DD-24-34 peroxide paramedic has lodged an official complaint about being manhandled and threatened with bondage on a homeward bound flight to Kiev.

Stewards repeatedly tried to restrain her in one of the Gaddafi Amazonian Bodyguards' padded proprietary straightjackets.

Apparently Kolotnytska had a couple as onboard luggage 'as a souvenir of happy times in the Libyan capitol of Benghazi-Kazi'.

Fellow passengers on the ancient Russian Tupolev TU 154 charter plane described an on-board dutyfree rampage as the prohibition-starved nurse 'knocked back some stiff ones'.

Other stimulants such as alcohol 'may also have been involved'.

Tonight Galyna is back home in her Chernobyl mansion, lovingly refurbished by a Gaddafi Fate Foundation $$$s handout.

The 38 year-old hygiene specialist is being courted for her autobiography about those steamy desert weekends in a Libyan tent with the old nutter Colonel.

Next week Russian spook-turned-TV anchorwoman Anya Kushchenko/Anna Chapman will interview Galyna on her prime-time chat show.

Expect the full sordid monty about Gaddafi shenanigans to come tumbling out...along with glimpses of Galyna's massive boobs out of their constricting spandex confinement.

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