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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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Humping dromedaries always a tricky biz

Benghazi - The Libyan Camel Racing Association has petitioned Colonel Gaddafi about ritual interference to his prized dromedary.

Apparently the mad old despot has been over-milking his favorite beastie to make camel cheese and butter.

But an accident with a mechanised vibrating hand pump turned the milk into horrible camel Kurds and whey.

Gaddafi immediately blamed a gift of Prince Charles' Duchy Originals rennet that saw the dodgy Kurds flying out of the dairy's demilitarised no-fly zone.

The coagulant had been a present for the dictator's alternative macrobiotic farm last year.

Charles personally sent a 50 gallon drum of the organic fairtrade gloop to the Colonel in exchange for a tanker load of crude.

Now the Kurds are running riot and threatening to reveal Gaddafi's camel jockey secrets.

Saif Al-Gaddafi is 69.

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