Benghazi - The Libyan Camel Racing Association has petitioned Colonel Gaddafi about ritual interference to his prized dromedary.
Apparently the mad old despot has been over-milking his favorite beastie to make camel cheese and butter.
But an accident with a mechanised vibrating hand pump turned the milk into horrible camel Kurds and whey.
Gaddafi immediately blamed a gift of Prince Charles' Duchy Originals rennet that saw the dodgy Kurds flying out of the dairy's demilitarised no-fly zone.
The coagulant had been a present for the dictator's alternative macrobiotic farm last year.
Charles personally sent a 50 gallon drum of the organic fairtrade gloop to the Colonel in exchange for a tanker load of crude.
Now the Kurds are running riot and threatening to reveal Gaddafi's camel jockey secrets.
Saif Al-Gaddafi is 69.