President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran, sometimes compared to a lunatic - although genuine lunatics and people like George Galloway get very annoyed when people generalise about lunatics in terms of Iranian presidents in such a flippant manner - is on the warpath once again.
Taking a break from wanting the destruction of the USA, Israel and Western Democracy in general - although we can sympathise with him when it comes to some of the X-Factor finalists - Mr Nodinnajaquet has declared war on himself as a result of events in Libya, throughout the Middle East and parts of Liverpool.
Speaking through an interpreter, which he was able to do since a member of the Revolutionary Guard shot the interpreter through the chest with a large bore rifle, he said that while Libya and other Arab nations were at war internally, he could no longer sit by while there was no civil unrest in Iran.
Reinforcing his point through banging on a podium during his rantings and ravings, he questioned whether the problem was that the Iranian regime was not oppressive enough that there were no riots in the country. He asked how a basket case country such as Egypt or Libya could so effortlessly organise anti-establishment riots, while in his wonderful Iran all was quiet.
He suggested that there had better be some riots and unrest in Iran forthwith, otherwise he would have no option but to declare war on himself.