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Monday, 28 February 2011

image for Gaddafi's busty blond nurse Galyna on euthanasia mercy flight to Buckingham Palace
Gaddafi hired her after seeing these on her CV

Benghazi - Galyna Kolotnytska has been airlifted straight to London to collect a remedy vile (sic) mixed personally by the royal physician.

An SAS team parachuted Madame K directly to Whorseguards - despite her massive 44DD stonkers constantly interfering with the rip-cord in the harsh chuting conditions.

"And the bloody jet stream over the Channel Crossing!" as Sgt Flash Flashman of the 2nd Para Paranoids put it so succinctly earlier today.

Kolostomynska was met by an MI5 pharma team behind the heady cocktail of corgi anti-venom, potassium nitrate and Glenmorangie destined for the Queen's bastard Muammar.

In exchange Colonel Gaddafi's buxom peroxide nurse activated a reciprocal vial in the sealed Palace apothecarium.

Mother and son must now simultaneously self-euthanise before dawn on St David's Day to avert the disaster of the 2012 Mayan Calendar tragedy.

An EasyLibyanJet charter flight then took her from City Airport back to Benghazi where the Colonel's intravenous drip of crystal meth has seen him eke out the end of days.

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