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Topics: Shock

Saturday, 26 February 2011

LONDON - Headlines were made today after a striking incident.

The incident, which happened in the early hours, caused a panic across the world's media outlets. Including Inhopeless Media Group. This reporter went to the scene of the incident after a two-hour and 200km journey to some place.

"It was shocking," said an attractive female witness, "I just couldn't comprehend it. You don't expect this to happen."

An expert spoke to this reporter.

"It's pretty amazing," he said, pointing to a graph and numbers. "It appears that the probability of this increases whenever something happens. Really, I'm just happy that I'm gonna be in the news."

The story caused much calamity upon the internet, with Twitter, Facebook and BlogSpot grinding to a halt.

Many sceptics do not believe it happened at all, and some think it is overblown. A poll from YouGov showed that 62% of people believed 'yes', 14% said 'no' 4% said 'yes, to an extent', and 11% said 'I'm drunk'.

Whatever happens, this incident will be debated for many, many minutes.

We'll get more information when we do, however we definitely won't.

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