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Friday, 25 February 2011

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"He is dressing like he thinks he's Michael Jackson."

Award winning designer Adrian De Flameo spoke out today condemning the recent fashion choices of Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi.

"All I can say to him is, Honey, we need to talk! He looks like he is wearing a camel blanket over football pads. I am weeping inside thinking about some poor camel alone in the desert without his blanket."

Adrian, owner of Dictator Designs Direct, has won numerous awards for his innovative fashion designs for North Korea's Kim Jong-Il.

"I went for long plain lines to make his three foot frame look much taller. Kim was very fond of my Crazed Military Leader line. Every outfit just screamed CONTROL."

For Gadhafi, he has other plans.

"He is dressing like he thinks he's Michael Jackson. Accessorize! Accessorize! Why not dress like the evil monster that he is. As an accessory to murder, he needs to show HIS true colors. I'm thinking of something in a BLOOD-RED."

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