Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send a strong message to the leadership of Libya that shooting, incinerating, and torturing their own people will NOT be tolerated," President Obama stated.
"Mad" Pat Buchanan, conservative commentator, fired this comment at the President, "Libya is a sovereign nation and Colonel Gadhafi is a friend to the West. Obama has overstepped his roll and there's no telling what the White house will do next. Maybe they won't invite the guy to the annual Easter Egg hunt. That would break his heart!"
Mr. Gadhafi was unable to comment on this drastic turn of events. The annual Brotherhood of Evil Tyrants Pot Luck Dinner is being held in Tripoli and Mr. Ghadhafi is making sure that everything is being done properly so that the dictators enjoy themselves. Dr. Doom, overlord of Latveria, took some time to comment while helping himself to the very berry trifle. "Doom believes that all will be crushed under Doom's heel - some sooner than later. Obama will rue the day that he has insulted one of the Brotherhood!"