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Friday, 25 February 2011

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Mrs Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi says the old boy's gone ga-ga

Ben Kazi - Muammar Gaddafi blamed his mother Queen Elizabeth tonight for fomenting terror in Libya all week.

Ranting incoherently on Have I Got Libyan News For U! the old war whorse blamed HM for terror attacks - under the flagship IRA, Al Qaeda and X-Factor brands!

Flanked by his favorite corgi/camel cross-breeds Gaddafi schmoozed bewildered fellow Libyans with the promise of their very own royal wedding.

Very Soon.

Meanwhile back in the Revolutionary Leader's Palace tonight things are far from rosy for the Colonel's wife Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi.

She has told reporters the old duffer's gone ga-ga and 'no bloody new trollop's gonna upstage me so go-kiss-your-ass-Muammar-about-getting-another-wife'.

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