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Wednesday, 23 February 2011

With the continuing melt down of law and order and the defiant messages coming from President Col Gaddafi, the British Government are tracking down the companies behind his support.The Prime Minister has said no stone will be unturned to find the UK companies who secretly keep Gaddafi in power.

He has confirmed that arrests have been made in Hampshire where an owner of an umbrella shop has been arrested on the suspicion of the supply goods or materials to the unpopular President.

A spokesman for the government said:

"These offensive highly dangerous apparels were being used to help the despot in subjecting the innocence Libyan people to incoherent rants and raves and a barrage of nonsense."

William Hague can still drink 20 pints of Old Scrotum Ale before breakfast.

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