Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits.
"The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer, "more like a Bonnie to His Holiness's Clyde".
The ex-Justice Minister was also scornful of widespread buck-passing about 9/11 that blamed Afghan fanatics for the World Rough Trade Center outrage.
"Another Gaddafi family own goal, guys! Don'tcha just lurve the barefaced f***ing cheek of it?"
Gaddafi remains in hiding tonight amid reports that a Mossad parachute squad is ready to spring the nutjob dictator.
"They'll probably rendition him to Area 51, Groom Lake, to top up supplies in their cloning division," Abdel-Jalim added.
Up-and-coming thug/Colonel G heir Saif Gaddafi is 69.