Mr T was smiling above his hundreds of gold chains yesterday, as he heard he was to be an official nominee for the Nobel Prize. The star, famously known for his role as BA Barracuss in The A-Team, commented: "Hey fool. I'm very happy to be nominated and I'm sure that all my work pitying the fools will not go unrewarded. Just as long as they don't try to get me on any damn plane. I pity the fools."
Other stars to be nominated for this years Nobel Prize include Tony Blair for his work towards World Peace, Margaret Thatcher for her efforts to better Britain, and George Bush for his honesty in his Presidential Election Campaign.