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Topics: China, Spy, Panda

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Chinese Premier Hu Jintao has vehemently denied that the two Pandas being lent to Japan as a good will gesture will bring up the Senkaku Islands which are disputed between the two ancient civilisations.

Premier Hu reiterated while boarding his budget airline flight Chan Air from Beijing to Tokyo.

"These spies dressed in Panda suits do not even know where the Islands are . They are solely going to Japan to conduct industrial espionage not to talk about fish "

The Chinese Government's new open policy to quell any demonstrations by dissidents back home took The Japanese by surprise . When asked about these comments The Japanese Trade Minister said

"We do not worry about The Chinese stealing out secrets because all our electronic sweat shops are in Chinese economic free zones."

Mr Hu's visit is to Japan is to last a very short time.

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