Australians are looking forward to skiing holidays in their Blue Mountains as Weather Patterns have misread Australia for Austria. In the reverse direction Vienna is experiencing a heat wave and find their cricket team is limbering up ready for the Ashes.
Alterations in climate of this nature are common if one looks back over the History of the Planet.
Few people know the Chines in the Isle of Wight are a part of China that broke away from the Asian continent and drifted to the south of England millennia ago. Likewise American Indians and West Indians are historically from the Himalayas. To prove this you only have to experience the war dances to reggae music which are common on the highest reaches of Mount Everest.
'Many scientists think these alterations in weather patterns are due to climate change' announced Nigella Lawson 'but my experience in developing menus from throughout the world has taught me the world has been moving about for centuries.' As an example of this she mentioned the Atlantis Trout, which came originally from the lost world of Atlantis in the Atlantic Ocean.