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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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North Pole-- The continuing drift of the North Magnetic Pole is causing a pandemic of insanity throughout the world. Top psychiatrists and geologist recently completed a joint study, and they have christened a new mental illness called Magnetic Pole Shift Disorder. About 50% of the population has already been affected.

Magnetic Polar Shift Disorder (MPSD) affects the very subtle brain waves in a person's head. The disorder is characterized by sudden episodes of extreme anger and fits of violent rage. Sufferers attack their closest friends and co-workers first, and then total strangers. MPSD is believed to be the driving force behind the rioting in Mid-East countries. It eventually leads to a complete break with reality, coma, and death. There is no cure.

Some of the first signs of MPSD show up in a persoons language skills. yTping skills can disappppppppppear without any warnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning. Tbhn comes the extreme anger, and total amadnessss....

Even this writer has been infected, you bloody morons. You stuppid git! Iddiott! F*ck you, by the way, and yamma sue dis squeeme bot!

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