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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Hot on the heels of the unrest in Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain and Tunisia, the United Nations has confirmed that the Iranians are now revolting.

At a press conference held earlier today, the secretary-general of the United Nations, Ban Ki Bonus, confirmed that Iran was at critical mass and the Iranians are indeed revolting.

He said that perhaps the most revolting Iranian of all is their peasent president and professional warmongering ignoramus, Ihavea Nodinnaquet.

He also confirmed that the 350 hardline members of parliament up in arms over the revolting Iranians should actually put their arms down, as their lack of use of infidel underarm deodorant could become a matter for the United Nations Health and Safety Executive.

Leading Iranian cleric and freedom opressor Ayatollah Toylette said that providing protesters maintained the correct hair and beard length and women covered themselves from head to foot in the traditional Dalek outfit, he doesn't care how revolting they are.

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