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Sunday, 4 September 2005

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tetek by Asif Saleem, Abid Saleem and Aidil Harith. Additional Credit to Syed Nizam

LONDON - The Oxford University wlll introduce a new English word to the Oxford Dictionary which is termed as Tetek pronounced as te-tek or simply in its acronym T-Mode.

The word tetek was coined by 3 youngsters, Mr. Asif Saleem, Mr. Abid Saleem, and Mr Aidil Harith. The trio have included a 4th person as creditor who has given a big helping hand for the recognition of tetek. - Mr Syed Nizam.

Tetek or T-mode means the act of proning or to describe an intercourse where either the man or woman is on top the other person, each facing face to face, stomach on stomach.

Tetek can also be used to express Anger or annoyance.

Tetek and T-mode can be used as follows :

Do you want to tetek on me? - Do you want to go on top of me.

When I read my book, I tetek. - I prone when I read

I am normally in T-mode when I sleep. - I sleep proning.

This school is a real tetek. - Expressing Anger

That tetek guy talks crap, I hate him! - Expressing Anger

Who is that tetek who stole my car?- Expressing Anger

You guys are real tetek do you know that! - Expressing Anger

Tetek can be presented in past tense by simply addressing the word with the ending -ed as Teteked, pronounced as Te-tekd.

Example :
He teteked on me last night for 3 hours.
He was in T-mode the other day.


The term Tetek was broadcast over the television networks ABC, CNN, Larry King LIVE, and BBC and virtually every radio network throughout the nation and the U.S. The term was received by the people with a standing ovation and a big round of applause.

U.S President George W. Bush was overwhelmed with the coin of tetek and has cleared his schedule to meet Prime Minister Tony Blair in Britain for discussion over the use of tetek in the United States and perhaps around the world.

"I am really excited with this exciting discovery." says President Bush in an interview on CNN. " We try hard to emerge with new words, new terms so we can better ourselves and improve our English Vocabulary. I am really proud with the kids who made this happen. Laura and I would like to express our gratitude and appreciation for the discovery of such remarkable word into our world to these 4 youngsters. Both Laura and I have extend our invitation to these foursomes (laughing) to the White House."

Prime Minister Blair had this to say : "Britain is enthralled with this discovery. I am enthralled foremost. Thank you very much to, I will say their names here, Asif, Abid, Aidil and Nizam in their endless exploration to come up with this new term. This is the most unique gift any person can offer to a nation. Britain owes you a big thanks. Thank you very much, God Bless all of you."

Tetek is expected to be in usage by the year 2006.

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