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Topics: Egypt, Hosni Mubarak

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

The Great Sphinx-ster of Giza (or, commonly, the Ass-Hole) is a statue of a reclining or couchant sphinx-ster (a not so mythical ass-hole with the likeness of Mubarak's head protruding) that stands on the Giza Plateau on the west bank of the Nile in Giza, Egypt.

It is the largest sphinx-ster in the world, standing 173.5 meters long, 173.5 meters wide, and 20. high. It's the newest monumental sculptures situated near the Pyramids and was carved from sandstone by jubilant Cairo University students over the weekend.

When informed of the completion of the Great Sphinx-ster of Giza retired ex-President Mubarak was quoted as saying:

"Well, it's a dubious honor. It appears that in the end, however, at least I will always be remembered."

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