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Monday, 14 February 2011

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Italian woman says she was beaten by police like if she were a zitellona.

Hundreds of elderly Italians marched in protest across Italy to complain that young Italian women are disgraceful and without dignity for committing elderly abuse on Silvio Berlusconi who is 74-years-old.

The NCEA from America says that strong, young, Italian women should know better than to have sex with a frail old man who is weaker than them.

The National Center on Elder Abuse (NCEA) serves as a national resource center dedicated to the prevention of elder mistreatment.

Berlusconi, who is getting married with a beautiful 21-year-old black woman, says he loves all the women in Italy and he will not hold young Italian women guilty for abusing him sexually because human beings in Italy need to share more love with each other to create a more unified society.

On the tiny island of La Maddalena in Sardinia and in large cities like Naples, and Venice protesters were banging pots and pans and crying while some held up large posters of frail elderly men.

One protester screamed out that young Italian women should have FGM and get their breast and ovaries removed to control their uncontrollable sexual desires for frail elderly people and defenseless children. "Young women are strong, independent and intelligent and they have no right to do the bad things that they do in Italy," said an elderly woman.

Another protester suggested that young Italian women should be made to have sex with other women so they could be punished through excruciating pain as they lose their womanhood.

It was just a week ago that Italian police beat an elderly woman with sticks and they ran her over with a car. She was struck across the face at a high speed with a police baton. The police claim she was as tuff as old meat and they saw nothing wrong with abusing her old wrinkled face. She survived the attack and is still in the hospital recovering from her injuries.

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