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Friday, 11 February 2011

The Chinese communist government is panic stricken about the recent developments in Egypt where they financed the pro Mubarak thugs in a vain attempt to influence the outcome of the uprising against the dictatorship.

Peking fear they be next in line especially when it comes to their blatant rape of free Tibet because they are still in the process of pillaging the country's natural resources and reckon it will take at least twenty years to complete their deforestation programme.

Apparently they are very happy with the outbreeding programme by illegal Chinese immigrants, having allowed them to bang their brains out and produce as many slant eyed morons as they wished. The programme was aptly named revenge of the cradle.

They fear that Tienanman square could possibly become another Tahrir square so they intend to dig it up and turn it into a lake and fill it with carp allowing free fishing for those who toe the party line.

The main question is, do they intend to carry on with their stealth colonisation of Africa after what has transpired in Egypt?

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