Written by Rabbi Rasputin
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Topics: Egypt, Hosni Mubarak

Friday, 11 February 2011

Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English.

At least Mubarak didn't have a rubber-stamp Congress enact legislation overnight while the nation's citizens slept, which they hadn't even been able to read, assigning patriotic nomenclature to it (let's all puke together here - The ***Patriot Act***).

Anyway, Mubarak's reported $80 billion plunder of the Egyptian people, many of whose children haven't seen a morsel of meat on their plates for months - pales in comparison to the multi-trillion dollar Bush/Obama wars-based-upon-a-pack-of-lies.

Perhaps the reader will pardon this correspondent's commentary after what he has borne amidst the crowds at Tahrir Square during the past several days (that's an awful lot of people to wade through while searching for underage Moroccan girls for Mr. Berlusconi - oops, now you know how this correspondent has been supplementing his meagre Spoof salary).

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