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Topics: NASA, Naked, The Sun

Monday, 7 February 2011

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The Naked Sun

Houston, TX - NASA has just published ten nude photos of the sun. The startling, steamy photos were taken last week, and show the sun in a new light. Hot pictures of our nearest star are being displayed on a NASA website right now. Dr. Karl Saygun took the photos himself, and met with the press to display his 'solar erotica'.

"These photos are H-O-T! Mucho caliente!" drooled Dr. Saygun. "You can see the sun completely naked! Topless, bottomless, and as naked as the day it formed!" said the excited astronomer.

Dr. Saygun started to sweat, as he pulled out his favorite photo of the naked sun to show the press.

"Just look at this one!" he panted. "Did you ever see anything so round, and so red! How would you like to snuggle up to that in your bed. And look at those sun-spots!" he sighed with delight. "I don't think I can control myself!" he yelled.

Dr. Saygun then began to frantically masturbate in front to the startled, disgusted press corp. Someone called for an ambulance and Dr. Saygun was taken to a mental hospital to 'rest'.

"He really needs to get out more." said a NASA co-worker.

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