(Published in 2031) - CAIRO & OBAMA, D.C. - The United Democracies of Arabia (UDA) have agreed to invade the transnational-controlled former state.
At the UDA building in Cairo, all of the member states voted for an attack on the United States.
"The USA," said Ali Muhammad, "used to be a great place. But now, these greedy idiots of the Sony-WalMart-... do I have to say that giant string all the time? Anyway, they have invaded Canada to grow illegal drugs and are using the peoples of other nations as slave labour. The people of the USA are being coerced into buying shit they don't want. It's despicable!"
In the Sony-WalMart- etc. headquaters in Obama, the manager of the Department for War and Women's Clothing was deciding to prepare the slaves for battle.
"It will be hard-fought," he said.
The public were too busy to respond to questions, as they were preparing for today's Spendover and next week's Spendover's End celebrations.
The Disunited Nations Organisation were quick to condemn the UDA's actions, citing "It's fucking Spendover!"
As of press time, the Sony-Walmart-... (you know the drill), were... wha... what the hell are they doing with that 20th century nuke?!