The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today.
Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassador to Egypt, Dominic Asquith.
He told us:
"The meeting went well. Well, as well as can be expected. At first the president was reluctant to go ahead with the talks. It seems he has a spine of stone, except when it comes to mice. It wasnt until Rasta Mouse and the Easy Crew did some 'cris moves on their skate boards that the President realised this isn't any ordinary mouse"
But Rasta Mouse seemed a lot more confident that progress was made. Speaking from the Cairo City-Centre skate park he said:
"A' mi an da Easy Crew, mi sez ta da don. Mi sez ""Tek mi a ya yaad ovastan?" Wa'ppun Mas'. Mi naa jesta, dem jus begin fi dead when ya did ya ting. Mi feel no way all fruits ripe wi ya'al babylon. Ya si, ooman naa like bait, n' ya did a baadting. Mi mus get a bly fa mi Bobo dread ta nuh bruk it. Mi Easy Crew nah bumboclot undastan? Yiz Egypts usband, naah be wutless"
Whilst the rest of the world struggles to decide what these talks actually mean for Egypt, Spoof readers can again rest assured that whatever it means, it can only lead to yeyewata.