Washington, DC-- Sheehan begs House democrats today to impeach President Bush. She told congress that she holds Bush personally responsible for her son being killed in Iraq. Therefore she wants him impeached and tried for war crimes against hummanity. A whitehouse spokesmen stated today that she can not blame Bush what happened. The spokesmen said that her son served his nation like any good american would. The House democrat minority leader said that Bush is worst then Saddam himself and should be sent to Cuba to face trial. Whitehouse counsel said that they are willing to take this to the US Surpreme Court if they have too. They say that she is just a bitter person who has a need to blame someone when her son served his country in honor. The spokesmen added that se should take example of her sons great courage and actually be patriotic her self. A spokeswomen from the real mothers of soilders group stated that Cindy does not speak for them. That she has no life and just likes to harrass the president. They continued to say that the real mothers of AMERICAN soilders feel that we need to stay in Iraq so that trhey can finish the liberaltion for the Iraqi people and to make the world safe for everyone, and yes even for Cindy. They feel that Bush is doing the right thing and think that maybe she is even against the troops and not in support of the troops. Saddam publicly thanked her for her efforts from his cell on CNN, communist News Network. Other networks will air this broadcast. The whitehouse will still not waste their time giving into her ridiculous demands and no matter what happens Bush will remain the commander in chief of the armed forces of the United States. Bush also stated that the troops will not be withdrawen untill the job is done and that is final. There will be an anri-cindy protest in Texas next month. Watch it on FOX News, the Right Choice!!
Saturday, 27 August 2005
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