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Thursday, 3 February 2011

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As further evidence emerged that the worlds most famous painting 'The Mona Lisa' is actually a man, experts have indeed made significant findings to back that up.

For centuries art lovers and critics alike have asked who the smiling lady is, and always the mystery has continued to baffle the art world. That is until now.

Giuseppe Panini, the present owner of The Cistine Chapel spoke to reporters earlier today.

'Everybody knows that Leonardo Da Vinci was a homosexual, and thanks to the brilliant works of author Don Brown of the Da Vinci Code, many more facts about Da vinci's sexual preferences have emerged.Leonardo loved codes and that is how we have deciphered who the painting is actually of.On the back of the painting, hardly detectable to the human eye are the letters DC & Sons. This refers to an electrician, Dave Clegg who was re-wiring the Cistine Chapel at the time, and Leonardo took a shining to him.The painting is almost definitely Dave or one of his sons.'

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