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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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Egyptian Gun on its way to Sharm al Sheik

During the ensuing peoples action in Egypt, the military have taken a fatherly role in observing interaction between the differing support groups.

A General said "It's not often a sibling (the people) will grab your appendage of power (Tank) and stroke it while chanting 'Al-shaab wal-gaysh eed wahdah', 'The people and the army are one hand' -- As some wiped away tears of passion and joy."

Although it was thought the stroking hands had greased the Cannon, which appeared to be wilting in the heat of the moment, some women in the area fainted and men from the Mubarak supporters group were dismayed and embarred at this show of intimacy, walking away cross legged.

Katie Price and Pamela Anderson, both in Sharm al Sheik, said they could cope with anything the military showed them. They were in the areat filming for the new Blockbuster "Tutenkamens Balls," a story set in the Gonad Heights in Israel. It is though Mubarek is playing a bit role as a eunuch and has had an operation to make his (missing) part realistic.

Muberek's wife has left him and is rumoured to be living with Silvio Berlesconi who has a penchant for Egyptian belly dancers and known to have a large cannon himself.

He was quoted as saying "When the dust settles I will probably be the new President of Egypt and eventually all the defunct Middle Eastern Countries to enable me to establish a stable Union of Mediterranean Countries."

He is to be released from the Plato Hospital for the Emotionally Disturbed. in Rome on Friday after prayers. (He converted to Islam).

He has been treated for Homeric Dementia. due partly to antisocial and disruptive outbursts including physical aggression, grandiose and nonsensical claims, and terse responses to official questioning, His response was it was the normal political agenda and behavior in Italy and didn't understand the concerns..Jesus did it so why couldn't he? Ex President Mubarek agreed whole heartedly with this opinion.

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