Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Topics: Facebook, Twitter, Acne

Sunday, 6 February 2011

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The New Face Of Facebook

New York, NY-- If you're a Facebook user, you might want to look in the mirror very closely this morning. Millions of Facebook users have broken out with severe acne (zits) overnight. Anyone who has a profile on Facebook is now dealing with the greasy mess. People who post the most useless information on Facebook seem to have the worst acne.

Dermatologists and computer geeks are working to correct the problem. It is unknown at this time if the problem is physical, mental or cyber. Facebook was taken offline for a time, but it didn't seem to help. There doesn't seem to be any solution to the problem.

Sufferers say the acne from Facebook is extremely intense. The zits are all infected and they go right down to the bone. The zits are constantly leaking gallons of pus and oil and heavy acne scarring is expected for all sufferers.

Although Facebook fans are suffering this morning, things could be much worse. Millions of Twitter users woke up this morning chirping like birds. Twitter fans can't speak, but they can sing like larks and sparrows. Some Twitter fans are even growing beaks. It is unknown at this time if this is related to the Facebook situation.

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