Written by Linius
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Topics: Egypt, Hosni Mubarak

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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With President Mubarak of Egypt being the latest politician to trip over his suitcase full of money; He has recently contacted five other middle east Political Leaders who have amassed their millions and are now footloose....

The disenchanted leaders from Jordan,Kuwait,Nigeria, Iran,Syria and Moldovia are getting together to form a power group to overthrow the world... well not actually the world ..they have set their sights on the World Domino Championships being held in Murmansk Airport near the town of Murmashi.

They feel they are all particularly qualified in domino technique's and should easily beat the expat sailors who stayed there after WW2 who they rudely refer to as "Tommy Rot" due the the smell of urine emanating from their nether regions ...

The expats have said they will defend their title vigorously and no "Bunch of Wogs" is going to upset their applecart.. the winners of the competition get to spend 6 weeks in a 2 star hotel in Sharm el Sheik....Katie Price has been booked to dance the bukkake during an intimate party during the competition and Israel Kamakawiwo'ole an Hawiian Ukelele Player will be performing "Bless em All" "Leaning on a Lampost" and "They cant Fool Me"

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